1. I do not require food.

2. I only drink tea.

3. Why are you so obsessed with food?

4. I do not eat the things you do.

 

"I'm not hungry"
"I don't eat that" if they offered food.

 

"I do eat, otherwise I'd be dead."

 

I always say I have bad health problems that require my diet to be really strict. Start saying Paleo or something and people will tune out

 

"I do eat, otherwise I'd be dead."

That's very true

 

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"I'm not hungry"
"I don't wanna end up looking like you"
"I'm trying to eat healthy stuff only"

 

"I'm not feeling very well" or "My tummy hurts and I don't want to risk it" ... those are my go-to phrases. They're a knee-jerk reaction these days.

 

"I don't like _____ thank you"

Gesendet von meiner Box Zerealien mit Sojamilch

 

"I'm vegan so I CAN'T eat most of the stuff"
I'm glad I don't have to.

 

"I'm not hungry right now, I'll eat when I feel up to it."

 

"Ofc I eat, what, you think I'm anorexic?" It actually works really well bc if they suspect anything and I make a joke about it, or hint that I think anorexia is stupid, they think "oh, cool, she can't have an ed"

 

I always say, "I eat.. just only when Im hungry and what I want to eat".. Honestly people think if there's food, it MUST BE EATEN NOW! Probably why there are so many people over weight.. I work with people like this, who are CONSTANTLY eating and CONSTANTLY trying to force food on me. I can't tell you how many times I have had to eat on account of them..it is infuriating.. I wish people didnt think you need to eat every ten effing minutes to survive.. I often tell people "Im a grazer.. I eat a little of this this and that throughout the day.. snacks fill me up.."

 

I say that food isn't good to take with the medication I'm on (I take a lot of supplements so people usually don't question it)

 

I eat what I like, thanks.

 

"Why do you say I don't eat? Of course I eat "

 

"Not feeling that great today."
"I've already ate." Or if I go somewhere and they offer food "I ate before I come."
When my fiancé asks why I don't eat when I get home from work "I picked something up on the way home." Or "They fed us today." (When I worked at Walmart they would lay out food and snacks for us so I could get away with it alot of the time.)

 

This only ever happens to me at synagogue because I sadly (thankfully?) don't go to parties, socials, etc, but I always just say "No, I really have to leave now," and leave within 5 minutes. It works.

 

I either don't answer that question or I say that I have an eating disorder. It's really no one's business whether I eat.

 

Not humorous. Outside my house, at work etc, I either just say eff off, or I say I only eat my own food I brought from home. Which is true. At home I say I do eat, and usually then also say eff off. I am rude.

 

I usually say just that I have an insulin problem so I can only eat certain things. Usually if you give a medical excuse people will leave you alone.

 

"Mind your own business." :wub:

 

I smile sweetly and tell them I'm souls-of-the-damned-atarian.

Nah mainly I just say I'm not hungry, it's not mealtime, etc.
If my stomach is growling audibly and depending who asks, I shrug like "i'm crazy, dude."

 

I'm not hungry or I don't have any money or I'm going to eat when I get home.
although the equally happy and sad truth is most of the time nobody really cares enough to ask me. not even my own mother

 

Nobody asks me why I don't eat because I do eat.