At least they're a source of protein???

 

Eeww

 

slightly OT but i remember last summer i randomly wondered [ok ok it was probably because of MPA] if they had calories so i asked the google home speaker. the volume was super loud when it replied, and i had my windows open- didn't see the landlord right outside the kitchen window doing yardwork until it was too late.

sooo he heard my google speaker explain the nutritional content of fingernails :lol: oops

 

At least they're a source of protein???

LMAO

 

slightly OT but i remember last summer i randomly wondered [ok ok it was probably because of MPA] if they had calories so i asked the google home speaker. the volume was super loud when it replied, and i had my windows open- didn't see the landlord right outside the kitchen window doing yardwork until it was too late.

sooo he heard my google speaker explain the nutritional content of fingernails :lol: oops

LMAO first time I laughed in weeks

 

Not sure if whoever posted this is trolling or not. But 1g of protein equates to 4 cals, so the numbers are mildly inaccurate and thus I don't really trust the source lol.

 

slightly OT but i remember last summer i randomly wondered [ok ok it was probably because of MPA] if they had calories so i asked the google home speaker. the volume was super loud when it replied, and i had my windows open- didn't see the landlord right outside the kitchen window doing yardwork until it was too late.

sooo he heard my google speaker explain the nutritional content of fingernails :lol: oops

This made my day!

 

I'm starting my fingernail mono tomorrow guys, who's with me

 

I mean do you rip off your entire nail and eat it? Because I think that what the label is referring to is if you're actually eating the entire nail. I've never been a nail biter (i just pick at them lol) so idk if y'all swallow what you bite off, but if you do it's going to be less than a 1/2 calorie if the entire nail is 2 calories.

Ye it is for a whole nail but still

 

I'm starting my fingernail mono tomorrow guys, who's with me

Yoh Im actually down lol B)

 

Pretty low cal. I'm surprised they have 0 g fiber, though. They seem quite fibrous!

 

I'm starting my fingernail mono tomorrow guys, who's with me

Ok this one made me laugh XD

 

Does that mean for an entire fingernail, or a fingernail clipping?

 

Lie
1g protein=4 cals

Okay maybe you could count it as 2 cals but wouldn't it mostly be calcium vs "1 graaam of protein" as they put it?

 

At least they're a source of protein???

cockroaches are, too! ...i vote for a cockroach mono after the fingernail mono

 

cockroaches are, too! ...i vote for a cockroach mono after the fingernail mono

They are? Brb, I gotta go bug hunting

 

They are? Brb, I gotta go bug hunting

:lol: lots of different bugs have a decent amount of protein!

'nutritional facts of various insects' may or may not be another thing i've recently googled

 

:lol: lots of different bugs have a decent amount of protein!

'nutritional facts of various insects' may or may not be another thing i've recently googled

Is it wrong that now I'm genuinely curious about your findings?

 

i tend to bite the skin around the tips of my fingers and human skin has calories too oml

then i went into this spiral of googling other things that has calories SEMEN HAS CALORIES IN IT TOO??????????????? so like if i was fasting, technically if i swallowed cum id break my fast?

 

i tend to bite the skin around the tips of my fingers and human skin has calories too oml

then i went into this spiral of googling other things that has calories SEMEN HAS CALORIES IN IT TOO??????????????? so like if i was fasting, technically if i swallowed cum id break my fast?

How many calories. I also bite my skin along with my nails.

 

Is it wrong that now I'm genuinely curious about your findings?

well first i looked for fleas, specifically. i was disappointed by the lack of results. BUT i learned that cockroaches produce a milky-like substance that is packed with nutrition to help the eggs/larvae/ develop. caterpillars, beetles, crickets and grasshoppers are also common bugs snacks.

it was actually really interesting!

 

How many calories. I also bite my skin along with my nails.

one 'load' is like equivalent to 3/4 of a tsp which is 0.7 calories

 

well first i looked for fleas, specifically. i was disappointed by the lack of results. BUT i learned that cockroaches produce a milky-like substance that is packed with nutrition to help the eggs/larvae/ develop. caterpillars, beetles, crickets and grasshoppers are also common bugs snacks.

it was actually really interesting!

Wow grasshoppers are actually pretty high in calories

 

well first i looked for fleas, specifically. i was disappointed by the lack of results. BUT i learned that cockroaches produce a milky-like substance that is packed with nutrition to help the eggs/larvae/ develop. caterpillars, beetles, crickets and grasshoppers are also common bugs snacks.

it was actually really interesting!

Today I learned that fingernails have calories and protein and that eating bugs is kind of healthy. It does seem pretty interesting though to think about

 

Wow grasshoppers are actually pretty high in calories

i wonder if there are Diet Grasshoppers? or a Grasshopper Lite? xD

Today I learned that fingernails have calories and protein and that eating bugs is kind of healthy. It does seem pretty interesting though to think about

yeah i can't say for a fact that i would actually try them but the whole idea interests me